Eric Cantor is an Asshole

But you already knew that, didn't you?

The Republicans are off the deep end with this budget cutting bullshit. Now Mr. Cantor is saying that additional funds cannot be allocated to FEMA to respond to Hurricane Irene without corresponding cuts to other programs. His words:

Still, Cantor told Fox News that while “we’re going to find the money,” “we’re just going to need to make sure that there are savings elsewhere to do so.”

Does this make anyone else's heart hurt? It hurts mine. I don't think Republicans have hearts. It reminds me of that Pocahontas song-Savages. "This is what we feared, the pale face is a demon." White men = Evil (sometimes). And you know when he says savings elsewhere, he means going after programs that support the poor and working classes.

Sigh. The world is frustrating.

We Are All A Little Gay

Man, Republicans crack me up. They are so vocal about their hatred for all things homosexual, but half of them are trying to bang persons of their same sex. Most recently Indiana state representative Rep. Phil Hinkle was caught trolling Craigslist for a man. The man and Hinkle have different accounts of what happened in the downtown hotel room. Hinkle has denied that he is gay and said he doesn't know why he was using Craigslist to find a dude. He apparently paid the man $80 and exposed himself, though both deny any further sexual contact.

You would have to pay me sooooo much more than $80 to make the sex with this dude.

I hate when people do this.........

The Picture Show Teaches You To Get A Man

Yay Fun Debate Times

Let's see here. The debate was super fun.

-Tim Pawlenty went hard in the paint against Michele Bachman, attacking her on her lack of proven results from her time in the House. But we all expected that, right? Pawlenty thought Iowa would be a cake walk for him, until Ms. Bachman stole his thunder.

-Damn, they made Newt ANGRY. When the moderator asked Mr. Gingrich about most of his major staff leaving in June, Newt accused him of using 'gotcha questions'. He went on to say that too much focus was put on the minutia of the campaign rather than record and ideas of the candidate. I sort of agree.

-Jon Huntsman sucks on TV. He had this weird perma scowl on his face. I was surprised by how liberal he looked, when contrasted with the other candidates. I particularly liked his answer regarding not supporting a marriage amendment to the constitution. He said it should be up to the states and then accused his peers on the stage of not holding to that sacred Republican tenant. Him and Mitt are twins. I am not saying all Mormons look the same though.

-Rick Santorum........I didn't pay any attention to him until he said that there should be no rape exception in an all out ban on abortions because if a woman was already raped, Mr. Santorum did not believe we should also commit the crime of murder on top of that crime..........Yea, I wanted to cut off his dick too.

-Mitt is Mitt. Talking shit about his financial knowledge and President Obama's lack there of. For the perceived front runner, it didn't seem like anyone was going after him in any real way. And what they hell was he doing with ole Herman's schtick of listing things? He botched it. Seven?! Seven ways to fix the economy? No one will remember all that shit.

-Herman Cain announced that he now knows what the Palestinian right of return is and that means he should be President. Here are 3 reasons why..........

-Ron Paul is still Libertarian. Still says some things I like and some I hate. Still has a fan base of young people who have no idea what the fuck he is advocating.

-Michele Bachman, crazy as she may be, is a bad bitch for standing on that stage, amidst the GOP boys club, and kicking some debate ass.

Just fair warning-I got a little drunk playing a debate drinking game, so by the end of the debate, I wasn't really paying attention. Mostly just talking.

JetBlue Passenger Pees on 11-year-old Girl During Flight

Full Article

So, I just discovered the joys of drinking on a plane. Or before you get on one. It turns that feeling of "Oh my God, Turbulence. WE ARE GONNA DIE!" into the more manageable "Turbulence. Cool."

However, there is a point when too much is too much. An 18 year old man named Robert Veitz discovered just that. Vietz got white boy wasted on a red eye flight. He got up and stumbled about 5 rows back. Assuming he was in the bathroom (God-this ALWAYS happens to dudes), he whipped his shit out and started to pee. But he wasn't in the bathroom. He was in the aisle, peeing on an 11 year old girl whose father was in the restroom. Needless to say, dude got arrested.

I know it happens to the ladies occasionally. Never happened to me. But sometimes drunk people get confused. And most times if someone pees in your closet, on your cable box or on your 11 year old child, it's a dude. Maybe we should watch our intake boys...........

I'm going to watch the debate tonight.....

So you don't have to!
Ron Paul will say Libertarian things! Can you believe Newt is still running? Then there is the always fabulous Michele Bachman. Pawlenty, Santorum and Huntsman will all vie for the coveted "Most Boring" award. And Mitt Romney will try to pretend he doesn't think everyone else on the stage is bat shit crazy. Then Herman Cain will say crazy things.
Updates tomorrow.

Things I Find on the Internet that I Wish to Share With You

Man, people and their cell phones.

OH MY GOD THE WORLD WILL END WITH FREE BIRTH CONTROL

Or at least that is what Republicans seem to think.

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa):

 They’ve called it preventative medicine. Preventative medicine. Well if you applied that preventative medicine universally what you end up with is you’ve prevented a generation. Preventing babies from being born is not medicine. That’s not— that’s not constructive to our culture and our civilization. If we let our birth rate get down below replacement rate we’re a dying civilization.

 And is this dying civilization everyone will have nice hands and feet, because, according to Family PAC Federal Vice President Sandy Rios on Fox:

Is the White House out of their mind? Does the West Wing not know what the left wing is doing? We’re $14 trillion in debt and now we’re going to cover birth control, breast pumps, counseling for abuse? Are we going to do pedicures and manicures as well?

I hope so, because I can't afford them now.

And lastly, Bill O'Reilly makes sense of all of this for us:

Now the federal government is ordering the health insurance companies to pay for all breast feeding stuff, all female birth control stuff, all preventative measures for doctors for ladies that go in. What do you think that’s gonna do? That’s going to inhibit hiring even more!

So, what I have learned today: 1. Birth control is directly linked to the extinction of humanity. 2. Soon Health and Human Services will mandate that insurance companies cover mani/pedi's to prevent......fungus.
3. Breast pumps suck jobs right out of the economy (like what I did there?).

For fuck sake. I can't believe people vote for/employee and/or listen to these people. 

Just so you know.....

In case you hate to read graphs (I'm not player hatin) this basically says that Republican Presidents increased debt substantially more than Democrats.
And then they pitched a bitch fit about paying bills that they wracked up. What the fuck. What the fuck?

This Debt Ceiling Deal Blows

From Think Progress:

The agreement would reduce spending by at least $1 trillion over 10 years, but even the near-term cuts could shrink already sluggish GDP growth by 0.3% in 2012. According to EPI, the plan “not only erodes funding for public investments and safety-net spending, but also misses an important opportunity to address the lack of jobs.” In particular, the immediate spending cuts and the “failure to continue two key supports to the economy (the payroll tax holiday and emergency unemployment benefits for the long term unemployed) could lead to roughly 1.8 million fewer jobs in 2012.

 Full article here.

I Got Called Annoying

I got called annoying one week ago today. On Twitter. And it has been freaking me out. It is one of those words. Annoying. It sticks with you because we all know and HATE annoying people.

So, now I have to dissect my behavior. I was a little drunk. But I was only drinking water there. I laughed some. Watched TV. Played with the dog and left. But somewhere in all that, I said something, did something, that was annoying.

I guess it doesn't really matter. Since this person didn't have the balls to say something like 'Shut the fuck up' to my face. Or even to put it on a site where I would actually see it (I ain't on Twitter, but I am like super internet spy, shit don't get passed me).

Seriously though, if I am ever annoying, please say it to my face. I don't want to annoy you. Unless you are bothering me.