I WON'T GET YOUR FLU SHOT

I got an email at work about getting flu shots at a reduced cost. I always get a letter from my doctor too that says because I have asthma, I should get a flu shot.
I have never gotten one. Maybe if I were pregnant or old. But neither of those things will happen for quite some time.
I am just not a fan of all this fuckery with my immune system. I don't like to take medicine. How do we know that by getting that shot we aren't weakening our immune system and forcing germs to become super germs that will make us sicker?
Keep your fucking flu shot.

It would be funny, if it wasn't true

Dedicated to Maggie

NWA, fuck the police. Dedicated to my little sister, Maggie, as she heads off to her bond arraignment this morning for violating animal restraint laws and refusing to surrender a dog to the authorities. She is pleading NOT GUILTY.

Hi Matt

Matt is upset that I don't update enough. So, here it is. Hi Matt.

Get the politcal LOLs early

Stephen Colbert cracks me up. He suggested on his show that Rick Perry choose the Grim Reaper as his running mate.

“That’s right, the angel of death. Clearly, he is popular with the GOP base this year. He’s got all of the qualifications they are looking for. He’s old and bone white. He’s packing a weapon, he’s got an incredible war record and believe me, no one wants to get rid of Obamacare more than this guy.”

 The world is funny.

YES

The only way this would be better is if it included the word puddin.

What the........?

This, my friends, is a drunk moose. A drunk moose in Sweden who ate too many fermented apples, stumbled and got stuck in a tree. Read the full story here.
Animals are just like us! Most of us get stumbly drunk on the weekend!

Admitting to Things (I don't give a fuck about the sale at Anthropology)

The girls I work with are.......interesting. They aren't bad and I kind of like them. But we are incredibly different and their personalities aren't versatile enough that they can get down with me. I try to get on their level from time to time. Mostly, I just like to say things that shock them. Yesterday jaws dropped when, during a conversation about an Anthropology sale and fall clothes, I said "I don't like to shop." There was a loud explosion from the collective blowing of minds.

While I was getting ready this morning, I was surveying my shoes and noted that most of mine are jacked up a bit. I loath the idea of shopping for new ones though. For some people, it is fun to shop and have a lot of stuff and be fashionable. I've tried that. I really have. But I am pushing 30 at this point and I am no longer thinking things will get much different. I hate malls. They are too hot and too full of stupid 14 year olds. I'm cheap as fuck. I would rather shop for a puzzle or stupid Tshirt at a thrift store than drop anything more that $30 on pair of shoes at anywhere besides Target or Kohls.

And I can admit that to myself. And I can admit to you that I do not give a fuck about the Anthropology sale either. Shit is over priced.

Debate THIS

I'm not gonna lie-I fell asleep before the end of the debate. So, I am like epic fail with any grand insight into the candidates. It was pretty much Rick Perry and Mitt Romney going back and forth the entire time, with little time devoted to the other candidates. Herman Cain was entertaining and simple as always-giving his 9 9 9 tax plan. 9% tax on income, 9% national sales tax and 9% something else (see how closely I was paying attention?). Here is the kicker though, Herman Cain said if 10% is good enough for God (ya'll know about tithing) then 9% was good enough for America. DAMN. Rick Perry stayed on his stump speech meme about social security being a ponzi scheme. He seemed uncomfortable at first and then hit a stride. He wore down by the end, joking that he felt like a pinata. Jon Huntsman is pleasantly sane, much too much so to win the nomination.

Is anyone else sad there wasn't more Michele Bachman? I am. But Rick Perry is her Tea Party equal and at the end of the day that base would much rather vote for a man than a woman. At one point during the debate my friend and I started discussing Michele Bachman's crazy eyes and whether or not she wore contacts. We stopped for a moment and my friend said "We are being so sexist right now. We didn't do that to the male candidates." Oh but I had. I had already noted who I thought had fake tans, that I thought Jon Huntsman dyed his hair to look all salt and pepper distinguished and that Newt Gingerich had the thickest hair on stage. Looks count people, we can stop pretending like they don't!

Some people should totally quit, but all of them are just so entertaining. Do you really want to lose Herman Cain? With his simple plans and lists and one page bills? Isn't the sassy indignation of Newt that he isn't winning just the best? NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE MICHELE BACHMAN. And Ron Paul.....he looks like Magneto.

Now to wait for the next debate on Sept 12 and the 14th and the 22nd. Enjoy September.

Happy A Few Days After Labor Day

LOOK-as Union membership as declined, so has the middle class share of national income. Republicans hate unions. Class warfare anyone?