It's that time of year again. Spring. While people profess to love it so much and take great joy in leaves returning to the trees and animals returning from where ever the hell they go in the winter, I seem to just hear a lot of bitching about Canadian Geese.
I know, I know. Your gated community or apartment complex has a pond. There is this drainage ditch right on the side of the road by Nordstrom. All of this is fine, until the geese move in. Then they are everywhere. They poop and squawk and won't get out of the way of your car! Horrible creatures.
Here is the truth: We move in and take over natural habitats for many, many animals. We are all trying to survive, including the geese. Stop acting so indignant that there are animals outside. It really makes you look like a fuckwad.
Plus, their babies are adorable, so don't be an asshole about it.
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