I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE PERKS OF BEING A WOMAN

For realsies bitches. I know, the boys have it easy, huh? They don't get pregnant or have to become uncomfortable masses of sad once a month. Men make more than women for the same work. They kill us or beat us all the time. The media isn't trying to pigeon hole them into some skinny, stupid shell of a human. Plus, they can pee outside while standing and I won't lie, I envy that.

Know what though? Ladies, we have it easier masturbating. See, the boys have what is called ejaculate and it needs to go somewhere. (Hint)

But you know what girls, we don't need that! We can get off and relax.

The perks of being a woman.