Ridiculously Awesome - Link "Punks with Smart Phones"

My sister has a blog too and it is pretty awesome. Follow the link below to read something that I think is worthy of Things That are Ridiculous.

Punks With Smart Phones

The Bible Explains Dinosaurs

Yes, my friend and I watched this documentary.

The dinosaurs lived with man, that's why they talk about it in the bible. They just say dragon instead. And dinos were totally on Noah's ark, just the baby ones though. That is why they fit. The fossil record? That is from the flood. Logic people. If you would like to learn more (you can make awesome drinking games out of this documentary) Click Here

I would explain how absolutely crazy this is, but I don't think I even need to say anything. If you don't believe in evolution you need to be slapped by a gorilla.

Also, plesiosaurs are awesome.

Pronounced Pleasey-o-saur

Ridiculously True

Ridicoulously Funny - Target Women

If you've never watched Target Women, you are missing out. This one is hilarious and about women and their feelings toward pooping. So much shame, so much shame.

The GOP War on Women

My Refrigerator

Sen. Barney Frank likes to say that Republicans are all for smaller government-small enough to fit into a woman's uterus. So it is. So it is. For some reason, 2011 has gotten especially crazy with the war on our reproductive rights.

Rep. Mike Pence (IN-Making us look bad) introduced a bill to the house that would effectively eliminate all funding to Planned Parenthood, cause, you know-they do abortions there. They also provide affordable and/or free basic health services that are essential for women. If you have ever been poor or uninsured-you know how awesome Planned Parenthood is. What this bill suggests is that if your daddy ain't rich-fuck you and your uterus. This legislation would never pass the Senate. Even more terrifying is the move on the state level in Indiana to deny all funding to Planned Parenthood. Read More Here Sometimes I really hate Indiana. 

Shit gets crazier though. Like in South Dakota, where they wanted to make it legal to murder someone in defense of a fetus. When does that even happen (they should do it on Days of Our Lives)? It was obviously trying to say it was ok to kill doctors who preform abortions. Crazy. In GA a piece of legislation was introduced which would make miscarriages subject to legal scrutiny. You would have to prove that there was no human involvement in the miscarriage. What the fuck? Really? Really? Who is going to enforce that? Dr.-"You are having a miscarriage. You'll need a D & C and then you must talk to the police and prove you didn't kill your fetus." (More Here) Oh yea, Republicans also want to cut funding for WIC (Women Infant Children's). So yea, babies are important until they're actually born-then fuck you, get a job and pay for your own food! 

The truth of the matter is that since birth control the ability to control when we become pregnant has empowered women to focus on other areas of their lives-like education and careers. So, we don't really need a man working and supporting us while we sit at home, constantly pregnant. That reality really threatens a lot of (Republican) men, who are desperately trying to limit a woman's control over her own reproductive health through the law. Threatened by the rise of a lot of bad, bad bitches. I bet they have nightmares about Hilary Clinton. She should become a Dr. and start preforming abortions. I bet Mike Pence's head would explode. 

If you make it harder for women to prevent and/or end unwanted pregnancies you are asking for a lot more situations like this. Watch Cider House Rules or some shit. Damn.

Click Here for a little comic relief from John Stewart on the issue.

Ridiculously Funny - Trailer Park Boys

I LOVE Trailer Park Boys. I think it is by far the funniest TV show I have ever seen.

I have maintained for some time now that the perfect man for me is some mixture of the three main characters:

Julian

Ricky

And Bubbles.
Throw a college education in there and that is the kind of man I like.

Advice in Women's Magazines

I read a lot of women's magazines. Don't worry, I don't spend money on them. I merely find them at the gym and read them while I work out. It's interesting, to say the least and everything should always be taken with a grain of salt.

So, I'm on the stationary bike, reading all about men in Cosmo. These articles love to dissect men and their behavior and this particular one was about why he is mean to you when his friends are around.

That's just how him and his guy friends mess around, the article informs me. He just wants you to feel included and like one of the guys. Don't get mad, let him have his fun! He is trying to be nice. So, yes ladies, if one or more of his friends are around, it gives him free reign to call you a worthless slut, fat ass, etc. He is just being nice! It isn't verbal abuse, stupid bitch!

Really, it's not okay for anyone to be mean to anyone else ever. Sure, there is such a thing as good natured ribbing (I'm not a humorless bitch), but if both people aren't having fun, it can no longer fall into that category. It's kind of offensive for a woman's magazine to give me the advice of "be a doormat", cause I guarantee you GQ is not telling men the same thing.

T's Advice - If someone is a dick to you, be a bitch to them.