Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Candwich


Okay, okay. A lot of weird shit comes in a can. They sell WHOLE chickens in a can. But shit just got a lot more real with the invention of the Candwich.
Can your hunger bitches. You are seeing that right-it comes in grape and strawberry PB&J or (and I think this is the nastiest kicker) BBQ chicken. Each can contains all the fixins you need to make 4 sandwiches, even the fucking bread. Bread from a can.........God-can the US get any grosser? It costs $12, or roughly $3 a samich. I don't know about you, but for $12 I could buy a loaf of bread, some peanut butter and still have money for the jelly. I don't need a $12 can of bullshit and massive amounts of preservatives.
Weird, weird, weird. But we are not the first country to come up with a sandwich in a can. In Sweden you can get a canned cheeseburger. So, they are more fucked than us. Comforting, isn't it?

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