Wisdom

I LOVE textsfromlastnight.com If you aren't reading it, you should. It will make you feel better about all the irresponsible, drunken, slutty shit that you do. Trust me. These are 2 of my favorites, that I wanted to share with you.

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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.

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Thanks, mom.

So true. So true. Guess we should all stop stressing. And this one takes the cake:

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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.