T Goes the Full Islam

So, I have been taking a four day class this week. In it is this Pakistani dude from Saudi Arabia. Shams.  He is into the T. He keeps telling me to come to Saudi Arabia and he will show me around. Thing is we are all working for organizations that are relatively small. This mother fucker is talking about raising billions of dollars. SO HE IS RICH.

This morning, as I was, um, have my morning green coffee stuff, I fantasized on being a rich white lady in Saudi Arabia. First of all, my dream is to have an swimming pool. And I bet this mo could buy me an in ground one. We would have servants.

Sure, I couldn't drive but little do they know - I fucking hate driving. We could hire some male driver to drive me around and escort me places when I wanted to leave the house.

I did read you can't drink there or it is frowned upon. But a rich white chick? Please, I can sniff out vodka like a blood hound. Plus, Shams and I would be traveling around the world for his job so....yea.... I'll get drunk in Turkey.


Anyway, being rich sounds like it rules. So if I disappear you know I am rich in the middle east somewhere.