Now, this makes me feel better

Via NPR:

Marriage — it’s so last century. A new report out on Wednesday finds the share of all U.S. adults who are married has dropped to its lowest on record, at just 51 percent. If the trend continues, the institution will soon lose its majority status in American life.

 Sometimes I feel bad that I am not married or even dating. People say things, without even realizing it, that are sort of derogatory and insensitive to single people. It's like worth is judged by whether or not you are boo'ed up and that isn't fair. But here it is. The end in sight. We will be the majority soon. Then we won't have to worry about marriage. Fuck, let's use our voting power to outlaw marriage. It causes too many problems anyway!