Newt Gingrich

In addition to his politics sucking, Newt Gingrich sucks at life. His hypocrisy as a Christian Conservative is pretty glaring in the face of his multiple marriages and adultery.  Here was his response when asked about his daliances:

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate."-Newt

That's right America, Newt Gingrich loves you soooooooooo much that he had to cheat on his wives.  He can't keep his dick in his pants because he loves America and would like to stick his dick into everything American. That makes sense, most Republicans seem like they want to fuck you or at least fuck you over.