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 I'm cool with guns. More so than others who are similarly liberal.

I caught wind of this story and it cracked me up:

Hamilton Radio Shack Offers Free Gun with New Dish Network Service

 It's in Montana, so you can imagine the clientele and the reaction. The store owner said business has tripled because of the promotion. This is GENIUS marketing. I would totally get cable if I could also get a gun.

Of course, you still have to pass the usual background check and such. If you don't qualify or don't want a gun, you get a $50 Pizza Hut gift card. Everyone is winning here!

Also, this picture of a little girl with a gun is kind of weird. I love Google Image search.